CRITTERS CROSS COUNTRY CASH CONTEST or #CCCCC is a scavenger hunt for $100,000 dollars in cash. Starts NOW!!!! and ends on the devils night Halloween !
Time is of the essence, if you want to win this money ,you must get off your fucking ass and play with a sense of urgency, you will not win this game from the comfort of your home, you must leave and travel this great country to win.
“I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, AND I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN IF YOU FUCK WITH ME AND MAKE THIS A PAIN IN THE ASS FOR ME. YOU CAN ASK SMART QUESTIONS, BUT IF YOU ASK DUMB QUESTIONS OR COMPLAIN, BEG OR WHINE ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY DISQUALIFIED. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DISQUALIFY ANYONE AT ANYTIME FOR ANY REASON. IF YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU COULD DO WITH THIS MONEY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU WILL BE INSTANTLY DISQUALIFIED. SOOOOooooo Basically shut the fuck up. PAY ATTENTION, use your brain, Follow the clues WOOT WOOT “ – Critter
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There are about 10 locations you will have to find across this great country, and photograph yourself , in front of each location. At each location there are hand painted RED DOTS . they are monitored ,we are watching ,so if you tamper with the RED DOTS you will be instantly disqualified . if you cannot find the red dots and only the location you will get less points. So for best results you want to be the first person to each location, and take a picture of yourself, with the red dot or dots, holding a current local newspaper ,and the location in the background. The person with the most points on Halloween will be flown out to la and will win the One Hundred Thousand Dollars.
There will be a separate email for each clue given, email only that picture for that specific clue to that corresponding email. For example if the clue was for mount rushmore, only send that mount rushmore picture to that specific email. WE WILL NOT RESPOND TO ANY EMAILS UNTIL A FEW WEEKS FROM NOW-YOU WILL NOT KNOW HOW GOOD YOU’RE DOING, WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE LEADER BOARD A FEW DAYS BEFORE THE END OF THE CONTEST.
Only the first 10 people to each location will get points from first to ten. So if you are the first person you will get 10 points and if you’re the tenth person you will get one point. If you get the red dot in the picture , you can add 2 points to your score, these points will come in handy later. If you come in after 10 , then oh well at least you got some fresh air and exercise. Don’t cry, pick yourself up and get to the next clue!
Any CHEATERS will be instantly Disqualified. The definition of cheating in this game, is whatever critter decides is cheating. Many many of you will not be happy because you will lose, there will be one very happy person because they tried and worked the hardest and won.
I will now give you the first 3 clues
CLUE#1- the clue is HO HO HO the very very last scene in this IGLOO comedy special https://vid.me/4dS and 22minutes intohttp://www.vice.com/thumbs-up/thumbs-up-season-2-4-of-4 send pic to CCclue1@gmail.com
CLUE#2 – the clue is MOTHER FUCKER and the red zone letters from http://www.eater.com/2014/1/10/6298841/the-10-best-lines-from-david-chang-david-choes-dvdasa-podcast this imagehttp://imgur.com/1HMunrP and thishttp://instagram.com/p/i82fI1Pz_V/ send pic toCCclue2@gmail.com
Ok this should be enough to get you started, I didn’t make it too hard more clues will be coming soon. have fun and godspeed
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